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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
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RichardPencil 30

"They" often change things up to keep "us" off balance. "They" say "absence makes the heart grow fonder," then "they" turn around and say, "Out of sight, out of mind." What does that mean for "us?"

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bloopaloop 27

Then one more bad thing has yet to happen, to finish the second set of 3. WATCH OUT FOR FALLING PIANOS!!!

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RichardPencil 30

You know what they say, "Bad things happen in fives." I'm sorry for your loss of your grandpa and your four hubcaps. I had nothing to do with either.

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mariepastyglue 30

That's not what "they" say it's actually bad things happen in 3's not 5's.

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bloopaloop 27

Then one more bad thing has yet to happen, to finish the second set of 3. WATCH OUT FOR FALLING PIANOS!!!

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RichardPencil 30

"They" often change things up to keep "us" off balance. "They" say "absence makes the heart grow fonder," then "they" turn around and say, "Out of sight, out of mind." What does that mean for "us?"

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Hubcaps aren't really required are they? So you can still drive.

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RichardPencil 30

They are required unless you want to look like a broke-ass... Sorry, I've been binge-watching "The Wire" and the lingo has been creeping into my brain.

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Mathalamus 24

It still drives, right? Nothing else matters.

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