Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today,...

By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 06:00

Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML

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Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By Not Jeff Goldblum - 13/02/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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By creepyeyes - 21/06/2009 18:37 - Canada

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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alex_vik 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:55

Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.

brrrx 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:45

That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...

Comments

LorxX099 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:42

It's funny because this happened to me, I work at a waterpark and I'm a girl too.

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:53

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARON! where the bloody mess you put the fckin remote SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARON!

LittleGigiK 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:59

Haha, sorry, but I am going to have to say YDI because I know what style of glasses you're talking about, and you have to be out of your mind if you think they look good.

poop_mcqueen 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:21

I know they're legendary musicians. :) I was happy to be compared to them, and I submitted this just for fun- I had NO idea it would actually go through considering it's not much of an FML. XD

trankyfran 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:30

How is this FML-worthy? I bought a vintage pair of sunglasses like those, and that's what everybody's going to say when you wear those. Unless you already have long, hippie-ish hair.

LmaoLolRofl 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:35

So?

manoverboard 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:41

I'd be happy if that happened to me. I loooove those sunglasses. :D

Smurfin_Lennon 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:22

I'm a girl and would LOVE to be compared to Lennon! Actually, when I was Lennon for Halloween someone thought I was Ozzy. :) It's great to be compared to the greats.