Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today,...

By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 06:00

Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By Not Jeff Goldblum - 13/02/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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By creepyeyes - 21/06/2009 18:37 - Canada

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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alex_vik 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:55

Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.

brrrx 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:45

That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...

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madturtle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:59

OZZY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellysa_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:17

It's the shades not your face.

Chesterfield_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:30

lol Is that you, Ashley? Ozzy & John are cool, this isn't a FML!

lessthanbee 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:57

who the *** says the bomb anymore, lol? that comment made me laugh more than the fml. not that lennon isn't the fukin man, i'm just sayin....and op: u knew what u were doin when u bought little circle glasses, quit crying. ytdi.

PeteyRiverstool 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:02

...Your life doesn't suck because of that. Honestly. Not that you really deserved it, but not fml

Sunnyinthesky 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:49

I would be honoredif someone said I look like John Lennon. He was kinda super sexy. And even for a girl it's not that bad his hair started getting long and he didn't have an ugly face. As for Ozzy, not so much.

meddude 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:36

way to pick a mature name, OP.

Smurfin_Lennon 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:47

Johnny, what a stud!♥ :)

erinexclaims 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:14

haha, take that as a complement.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:22

Though it's well past the seventies, you should be happy to have been compared to John Lennon.

Beatlesndoherty 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:29

John was sexy! And his hair was long, once I had a side veiw pic and I thought he was Yoko for a second (I mentally slapped myself, don't worry). I'm going to dig up my Lennon glasses, BRB