By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 171
You deserved it 3 395

Same thing different taste

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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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You spiced up your front lawn with the garden gnome? That's sad. Just sad. How do you spice up things in the bedroom? Do you leave the lights on?

LudA9844 11

That's not even close to the song

Neighbours of the year (If they didn't throw that gnome)

I bet your neighbour spent hours thinking up lame puns and eventually threw the gnome, just so he could use them. It was all a lie. Everything *looks around suspiciously*

That gnome pun though, that was good haha

Garden gnomes are usually very ugly and kitsch and I can never understand how some people actually like them, but still, it was none of your neighbor's business how you decide to decorate your own lawn. And I'm pretty sure that breaking your window is vandalism and you could get him fined for it (provided you can prove it was him).

As much as that sucks i like your neighbour.

So, you can sue them for damaging your property. Then we can see who will be laughing.

Makes me wonder if he threw it, jerk.