Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

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By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By wotwzombie - 11/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML

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By Blueshock08 - 23/02/2012 07:03 - United States

Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.

takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.

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takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.

MCRUsedTheFate 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:36

ironic how the most tortuous shit happens, isn't it?

iSitt 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:52

ydi for not understanding wind forces and contingency plans as an architecture student

ygdrassil 17

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:21

You would think that, as an architecture student, you would know how to build a more solid house.

runepop 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:55

yuor neighbour has a garden?!?!?!?! DAMN!! go play, have fun kid.

Doortje 29

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.

hellblade36 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

): aw... hold onto it tightly next time

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:14

It's not caps-lock day...

kitty5399 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:19

Why didn't you hold onto it better? If you had OP all of this would have been avoided. Hopefully your teacher will give you an extension. Good luck.

lookiehere123 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 15:46

I know this is going to sound retarded but what the hell does OP stand for??

cartoonboy 26

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Bishop181 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:20

now you know how at least one of the three little pigs felt

imcharp 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:48

hahahahaha good one

abramsob 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:44

ahaha

whoisthisgirl 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:21

that's unfortunate...

amerwin 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:21

"It needs to be at least.... three times bigger than this! How are the kids going to learn to read if they can't even fit inside of the building!?"

blcarter81 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:56

what is this? a school for ants?

schwiggidy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:03

you can just deralick my balls.

SweetieLish 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:06

thank you. that just made my night. :)

rockyraccoon28 8

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:50

awesome.

letslivelife 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:32

I would hope u had pics of the project; also this help u consider other possibilities next time; hope u r allowed to do it again

RosiePatosie 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:35

that's horrible..sorry.

Cutlesnap 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 0:37

I just want to give you a great big hug!

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