Intimacy: Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my...

By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Same thing different taste

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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Romantic

By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 12:30

Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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You deserved it 5 758

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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Azrael0197 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:00

Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.

PainOfDemise 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:08

He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.

Comments

OMGYourMon 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:12

Sounds like a playful family. He's a keeper.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:15

unless this isn't like him, you should have seen it coming

Enslaved 36

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:21

Maybe he was just testing the waters to see how you'd respond when "things" go up your ass!

yuzuhere 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 8:51

Whoa #41, I think you represent half of the comments on this FML.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:22

When you date the immature, you run the risk of this kind of thing.

killmenow03 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:47

Theres a big difference in being immature, and teasing/being playful with your significant other.

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:23

was it an atomic wedgie? atomic wedgies are real love.

expectcriticism 13

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:00

are you going to comment on everything?

ErinRosado 14

Sunday 23 February 2014 8:57

And get down-voted for everything?

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 23 February 2014 10:04

#42, When you not only comment on everything, but you get down voted on EVERY comment you put, it's a sign from the FML community to STOP commenting on everything or you will continue to be down voted with everything you put, especially if it's a stupid comment. So... stop commenting on everything.