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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

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Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Azrael0197 5

Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.

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PainOfDemise 11

He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.

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jkmartinjk 16

^And *you're* not, even though you're sober.

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syed121417 22

That's actually really cute that he can play around with you while still thinking you're sexy and beautiful. That's some real love aww

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wowsaint 4

Congrats, you are one step closer to hit the bottom.

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TheKittiesTitays 8

That's what I call boyfriend material;)

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reaxion 25

What a jerk! Tell him the next time he tries to shuck your oyster like that you'll all Bobbitt when he's sleeping.

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jmann8811 15

Looks to me like you need to lose your boyfriend and get a man friend

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