This sparks joy

By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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majesticprincess 19

Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome

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kelseysking 26

I was talking about making same noises looking at furniture that I make having sex.

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ChibiChick25 8

I can't be the only one who needs to hear this moan because everything that I can imagine sounds really really sexual.

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dontlookman 20

If you make the same noise looking at furniture as you do when having sex, he should be take it as a sign and do better.

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xChaos 29

Or maybe its just another case of kick-ass furniture.

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joshi42 16

It's other, than that. Kick does not give you ******.

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Noah197099 17

@#27, Whatever you're on, I want some.

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Shadowvoid 33

Hey, there is nothing better than a quality piece of furniture. Some people like to use furniture for sex ;) you gave him a good hint.

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lulinator 40

I think all people like to use furniture for sex. Considering a bed is technically a piece of furniture.

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Welshite 39

Nah, man. Caves are the best. A nice little cozy rock shelf beats a bed any day.

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lulinator 40

Well that's true. Hard and rough is always best.

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1dvs_bstd 41

I guess you could say it's orgasmic.

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jentrynicole 20

Luckily, no one else knows that.

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sdroze1389 31

You should really **** with him and yell coffee table during sex instead of his name. sell the obsession

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majesticprincess 19

Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome

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teentee401 36

You should be a relationship counselor

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wolfstar126 25

That must be one good piece of furniture

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GoGiants28 13

I don't even know how to respond to this ???

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lulinator 40

Usually that's when people just scroll on by instead of typing a response.

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MrConcise 34

Have him pretend to be furniture and sit on him, see if it turns you on. ...yes, it's a legit thing.

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