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that sucks... hope you feel better soon ! but why you complaining ? they were just chillin
sounds like you're pregnant. that's a good excuse to stay home.... WTF is antiflood
Oh, Hilarity.
YDI for being a manager YDI for managing people YDI for talking to people YDI for being a person YDI for talking to yourself
its funny because you were sick but had to stay at work
#17 FTW
17 erm did that really happen because it's just so damn believable and funny without going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
Op means octagon pairs.
#41: OP = Obstetrician's Prognosis.
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53 is a liar. Don't listen to her.
ydi you're for being a weak stomach pussy!
haha awwh...
17 tht was almost as funny as Justin beiber being hit in the face with a water bottle
I can pedal my bicycle really fast!!
hello everybody
17 = win and that's not actually true.......right?
lol...:/
puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.
the first comment to actually make me lol. thank you.
10. that made me laugh too.
ydi for being a hated manager. and why do so Many people reply to number one still?
#13, if you're doing it on principle, you should still let interest build. Oh **** am I a nerd.
YDI for being a manager. YDI for not going with them anyway. YDI for not puking on their desks. [edit: DAMN YOU mercyFML! you beat me to it!] YDI for ever getting sick anyway. Wuss.
fire solves everything! :)
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puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.