By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
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FernAdele 9

why did you even put it on your balcony :|

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bill_lover 0

Wuht kind of person leaves there fish on a balcony?!!?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

What kind of person spells 'what' like 'wuht'?!

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birdfreak 24

How big was it? That sucks but u can always get a new one?

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rawrgle 7

1. Thats what she said. 2. Your name goes well with this fml :)

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tennislord555 8

Oh, your goldfish! How sad :/

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catnip1997 0

why didn't you put the timer on?

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silver0jay 11

This could've went three ways: your roommate could've starved it; the bird taking it; or it falling off the balcony. OP. You just walked right into this.

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eshhayz 0

Your fish as in the pet, or your genitalia ? Both are quite tasty IMO

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rhpsfan9 10

Birdie go bye bye. You shouldn't have left the fish outside in the first place.

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Bdubwv87 0

What u play on xbox

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ShyAnn29 14

Bye Bye Fishy, sounds like a musical to me lol

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ShyAnn29 14

I know this comment is stupid, I was thinking of bye bye birdie the musical, but that didn't really make sense so I just replaced birdie with fishy lol

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zebrapattern 6

goldfish are like .99 just get another one

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