Animals: Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By "chris_lillo" - 31/01/2020 18:00 - United States - Waco

Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML

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By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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FernAdele 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:16

why did you even put it on your balcony :|

tybtab 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:12

what a fishy situation

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blackbelt_champ 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:26

if only your fish could write an fml..

bdair 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:29

O no nemo !!

tencentsakiss 19

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:29

We have trouble keeping goldfish in the pond in our backyard. Hawks are constantly stealing them, so your life sucks, but I'm not surprised.

pyrogirl6622 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:32

Well should know outside= birds so that means no more fish. Sorry. Next time leave fish inside where it's a lite safer.

xjaykayx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:44

Hahahaha that's so funny

pottsandpans 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:05

#1....i see what you did there

lebronsucks 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:17

Haha that's pretty cool.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:17

That was pretty incoherent.

dwhite312 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:31

Goldfish cost like, what, 25¢? How is your life ******

sciencekidster1 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:38

Birds gotta eat, too

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