Geek: Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By EwokLover17 - 13/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By towelwindow - 05/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML

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dreamering 16

Monday 27 September 2010 19:43

bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result

Lounia_fml 8

Monday 27 September 2010 19:39

Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?

Comments

kamatose 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:19

lucky

Master_Of_Sand 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:32

You got an iPod nano?! What're you, poor or something? Wow, you suck.

GodEmperorZero 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:42

That what you get for NOT GOGGLING THE GOD DAMN PROBLEM! What happened probably was a plug in was loose, this is probably the Most Common Problem with Ipods. You have no one to blame but yourself. 5 minuets is all it would have taken to find out banging it on the desk is the easiest fix. And if that did not work? Oh noes! you would have to spend another 10 mins opening it up and plugging in the wire yourself! omg!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 27 September 2010 21:49

YDI for using Apple products and for giving up on your old one so easily in the first place.

truehitman2010 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:51

oh no you two iPods so sad give the new one to ur gf or sell it If you don't have one

mrbiffle 0

Monday 27 September 2010 21:57

well at least you can sell the old/new one and get some money back

DidHeJustSayThat 0

Monday 27 September 2010 22:09

iPod nano? ppl still buy those? I'm confused by the sympathy here in these comments.. so what you wasted a hundred bucks. your to cheap to get an itouch so obviously you should take the new one back -.-

boatkicker 4

Monday 27 September 2010 22:21

Apparently my original comment doesn't exist. If it ends up reappearing later, than I apologize for the double. To some people a hundred bucks (the the $150 that a new nano cost) is actually a big deal. More importantly, there's nothing wrong with Nanos, and buying one doesn't make you cheap. Some people just don't like touch screens. (although in that case, you'd have to buy an older nano, as the new one looks like Shuffle got knocked up by Touch, and had some weird baby.)

DidHeJustSayThat 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:23

lol well thank you for the clarification

ilmful21 0

Monday 27 September 2010 22:14

Mine did that too, I even messed with it for a week, and it wouldn't come on and then the day after I bought a iPod touch, it magically came on. It is Apple's scheme to take all our money haha