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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
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DocBastard 38

So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.

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zp5 4

#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?

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emo_freak 0

I'm 13 and I can stay up later than that

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suppressed08 2

Not stay up, that's what time the OP has to be back. But that's a pretty cool curfew you got #1

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zp5 4

#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?

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alaskan420 0

if you are that today, what will you be tomorrow?

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bigblue95 0

why didnt u make a fml 4 years ago?

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MnBran6 0

51- I just stay up on my laptop with the brightness down after my curfew... 55- learn to spell, learn to compliment a woman, learn to reply correctly, and stop being so desperate while you're at it. (Says myself, a thirteen year old boy )

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MissErikaHart 0

u prolly have nowhere to b after 11 anyways

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fenderocker92 0

Move out you freaking bum!

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Jessi2487 0

dont feel bad OP i have a curfew at 21... yeaa i have to be home before the street lights go off or im in biiiiiiggg trouble :p

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__ShAd0w__ 0

#57 learn what a curfew is you dumb prick.

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jakii_ 0

a 13-year-olf "emo freak" that stays up late our generation is in the ruins

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

57 LOL you seriously have an english problem with too much commas. hahaha! Hes not complimenting her, hes making a statement which so happens to be true. :) she is really pretty i agree but your right he should use better words next time:p "****" has only one meaning and its a sexual meaning. Bahahhah:)

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dwold91 3

#51 shitty parenting. you'll be pregnant soon.

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guitargirl00 0

don't be a bad boy or we may have to lower it to 10:00pm

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Efilyn 0

Lol same #1! I'm the same too and I stay later than that. XD

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

what's with all of the 13 year olds on fml

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MissErikaHart 0

51, ur parents don't love u

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tweetbaby14 18

51 everyone under the legal age of adulthood, here it's 18, has a curfew. if you are caught out after curfew by a cop, without parental supervision, he will take you to a nice little jail cell to wait in as he calls your parents. you mean bed time not curfew

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

u guys need to understand the difference between bedtime and curfew. I believe it is accurately portrayed above. past curfew=cops. past bedtime=pissy parents. big difference. and 108, idk, If u think about it, "****" is pretty sexy.

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thatonek1d 0

you ar an adult. you should be able to legally decide your own curfew

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KupkakeKitten 8

I'm 13, my curfews 11 but I can only go out if I'm with at least 1 friend

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KupkakeKitten 8

I also live in a VERY small town, so if I'm on the streets past 7:45 in the CITY, than that's a big "no no!" unless I'm inside, like a movie theater, and someone picks me up inside if course this is non school nights, cuz if it's a school night I hav to go to bed at 10....

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ninja_ness 3

shit my curfew is at 2:40....pm :(

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LilAngell 0

#3 Lookss Hiqh Cuzz Herr Pupilss Aree Hugeee... Juss Sayinn Cuzz Everyonee Talkingg Boutt Herr... Anywayy... I'm 12, Myy Curfew Iss 11 PM & iCann 0nlyy Goo Outt Iff I'm Att Leastt Wifft 1 0therr Friendd...

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tatababe 1

OP be happy that just proves your parents love and protect you :)

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peeta0330 18

Must be nice, I am also 13 and my parents make sure I'm in bed by 9:00

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yeahreally 6

you might want to start challenging/disregarding that..just sayin. Cause thats ridiculous.

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RedPillSucks 31

it's presumably his parents house and they can set whatever rules they want. If he doesn't like it he can move out.

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moonlight_daze 8

Minimum wage won't pay for a roof. :-/

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kumarina 35

If he lives with his parents, they can make whatever rule they want, if he doesn't like it, he can get his own place....

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screambloody 7

YDI for listening to your parents about such a thing.

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Spastastic 6

Great minds think alike -- I once did Yummy Donkey Intestines...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

It's settled. The D in YDI stands for Donkey. ;)

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randomnameflob 0

YDI= You done iGoof'd i because u post it online.

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bigblue95 0

yelping dying infants

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DocBastard 38

So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, who set that curfew? Because that's probably critical in understanding why you have it. And does it mean that you have to be in bed, or just home? Because the latter isn't too bad.

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babyyyyyy 0

wat r u like 90 years old? because an 11pm curfew for a 22 uear old is NEVER understandable. but seriously mate, move out!!

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AKBO47 0

your an annoying bitch. I saw another comment of yours... NERDY ****** MUCH?

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breenntt 0

dude, in england. we don't use the word curfew. that's why she got confused.

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Cinn_fml 22

babyyyyyy, what I meant was that if it was given by his parents, it's because he still lives there. For whatever reasons, be them economical, or laziness. Or it might be a dorm thing, which some universities still have, and therefore it won't just be him. Or it might be a partner imposed thing, which could be due to him pissing them off. Breenntt, I am aware of what curfew means. Just because I'm from the UK, does not mean I'm ignorant to American words or spellings. Also, I wasn't aware curfew was an American word, so I'm actually confused by your comment more than the FML.

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dustbunny10 0

There are always those curfews ordered by law enforcement officials... maybe he did something berry very bad!!

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happykate120 0

looks like its time for somebody to move out of mommy and daddys house

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staciieee_x3 0

Dudeee. Man up & get that changed.. Or you could move out. :)

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stevenmx86 7

Maybe you should move out of moms house....

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ImaCanuck 0

Not everyone has the money to move out, he might be in school or looking for a job it's hard to find one these days. or he might just be lazy fyl and ydi.

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glglgl19 5

And if his still living at his parents at 22his got to learn to play by their rules

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pogopogopogo 8

If you dont have the means to move out, slowly begin to disregard-dont get kicked out or start a war over this.

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