Geek: Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By EwokLover17 - 13/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By towelwindow - 05/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML

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dreamering 16

Monday 27 September 2010 19:43

bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result

Lounia_fml 8

Monday 27 September 2010 19:39

Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?

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MelPru 15

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:07

so then just sell the iPod and problem solved! not hard to figure out...

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:44

thats awesome count your blessings

iEmily 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 10:25

If the OP got the iPod engraved then she can't return it, but if not then just return it... not an fml.

Deverz 10

Tuesday 28 September 2010 12:34

now you have 2 ipods stop bitching

peacelovehappy96 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:20

return the new one dipshit

kombucha_fml 8

Tuesday 28 September 2010 19:40

karma?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 28 September 2010 20:57

No. Just no.

chocolatemocha 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:37

Return it. Jeez get a life.

PlutoSA 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:38

Now you've got two iPod's. Where's the problem?

canuckrob 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 20:08

I had that happen to my old iPod but it eventually fails again

caddyV05 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 20:54

Now you have two idk why your bitching bitch

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Same thing different taste

Make it stop!

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