Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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You deserved it 37

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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pjspelce 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:00

POWNED

jane99 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:28

You must have good taste in mailboxes.

Just_Effed_Up 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:18

hahahaha get a doorflap? lol just a suggestion

giantsfan001 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:39

LMFAO:). but in all seriousness, that sucks ballz

Jayyyrad 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:07

LMAO! that was awesome!

Loony_fml 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:23

lol that sucks!!! Best FML in a while though! lmao

jumpgurl23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:30

fake or not this is hilarious!

Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:00

Who steals mail boxes?

STRAWCHOPPER 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:14

You need a 12 gauge shotgun. That solved the problem for me.

EcGyMz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:36

lmao this is just histerical. I know it sucks but just try to get a kick out of it.

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Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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You deserved it 38 026

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 209

You deserved it 461

Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML

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You deserved it 86

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 56 705

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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