Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was... - FML

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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bethechange_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:14

wow. thats freaking hillarious! Im so doing that one day

Druidlicious 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:19

Ouch. That's really harsh... FYL, man

notsocrafty 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:35

that is hilarious as far as federal postal crimes go.

cheech_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:56

I helped moderate this one. And to everyone that can't seem to understand this one, it really isn't that difficult.

naas_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:04

go buy a new one .. set up a hidden cam that will catch face / plates .. have them arrested .. its a federal crime that will get them back pretty nicely ..

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:16

What. The. ****. Hillarious though.

sireen 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:17

LOL do you live in a shitty neighborhood?

Tripodi 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:18

haha this isnt really an fml but its hilarious haha, i actually seriously lol'd at this

powermad80 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:22

It was probobly a trick on you for them to get a new mailbox.

Mata_Hari 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:33

oh...did you want it back? o.o ....

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