Embarrassing, Clothes and Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to...

By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 17:00

Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:30

It's better than having a "used" sticker on your ass though.

reader1 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:40

#27-Depending on where she bought the shirt, it could mean a lot of things. I'm female and I've been perfectly comfortable in a Medium in some stores, than needed a Large or X-Large in others. This also comes into play if the OP has large boobs, because it is harder to find Small or Mediums that'll accentuate that. It all depends on the manufacturer and doesn't necessarily mean that the poster is fat.

Comments

Heathersaur 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:23

OHH!!! that EXACT thing happened to me at school! except the shirt was Xtra small

TeenTiger 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:30

Congrats you have XL boobs, I am sure many would be jealous.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:39

this FML is the fail

michelle4srs 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:58

Awww, that's embarrassing! I'm sure that not that many people could have noticed if no one ended up telling you about it.

boygirlboigrrrl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:16

it's funny how everyone who commented is trying to assure you that you're probably not fat, rather than that you probably have a bad idea about what being fat does to your attractiveness. if you thought you looked good in the shirt, i'm sure that you did. if i had been at that party and seen you, i would have commended you for being proud of your size. i would ask if you meant to make a fat-positive statement by leaving the sticker on. you should love being an XL.

countrygal926 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:22

# 38 since when is XL average for women!?!?!? What kind of women are you spending your time with, i have a large chest and i wear a medium.

goldthiosulfate 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:03

I agree with #12 hahahaha

Mostskillz 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:24

How is this FML?

7_______7_______ 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:42

that's what you get for going to a charity function.

7_______7_______ 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:48

by the way, for those of you giving 27 crap, he (being a presumably heterosexual male) was unaware of the distinction between men's and women's sizes. A woman in, say, an XL tee-shirt, would have to be a freakin blimp or risk drowning in the thing