Awwww

By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
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I_Own_Ubers 0

haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

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MLB6 2

yea well i am 14 and my brother is 16 and my brother always was like that until my mom passed away yesterday and he has not stopped crying

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Atamix 0

YDI for having a dead mom

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Ketz 0

MLB6, I advice you not to write a sob story on FML because some of these commentators don't really care about your life.

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Anteezy 7

Your mom died yesterday and you're on FML? On topic: don't ask dumb questions like that OP, fishing for love is sad, if people love you they will act in a certain way that is way more obvious than saying "I love you".

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Reyo 2

As I've said to oh so many people before you. WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD. Once you figure out that you're not the only one who has issues with their teen, you'll be a hell of alot happier.

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crazytoaster 2

@ OP Your kids love you. But stop with the baby shit in front of your 16 year old son. It's not cute, it's ******* sad, he won't appreciate it and chances are he'll start hating you for it.

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sexxxtacy 0

@mlb6 this is the least caring place on the internet to put yer life story if ya want attention/pity.

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sovietkiwi 0

I think telling it over a CoD Free For All would be way worse...

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kiki122012 5

44: Your mom died yesterday, and you're on FML? Wow, either you're making that up, or you're just an @$$hole.

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I_Own_Ubers 0

haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

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elliepenguin 5

LMAO I KR:) (16 too) It's a priceless family moment:'D

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Tigg3r 3

My response probably would've been something like "Depends, when am I going to get that jacket I wanted?" Love is only a bribe. XD

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k43L1 0

i am so glad my parents raised me with unconditional love. my friend really feels that love is a bribe! she's such a self-centered ass!

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v1kt4r 13

Is her name Tigg3r???

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movies12 0

I would of probably acted the same way if my mum asked me "How much do u love me" LOL!

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time4coffee 3

YDI Why would you even ask kids how much they love you, especially a teenager? Is your self-esteem so low that you need to ask how much do you love?

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Shmeaty 0

this isn't an FML. your life is average.

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DwayneHoover 0

Exactly, exactly, exactly * 10^9999. More and more I keep thinking that this website should not only have YDI and Your Life Sucks buttons, but also a "So What?" button.

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redshortsx 0

please tell me it's a sixteen year old guy not girl

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ChelseaGrin112 14

Why can guys say that and girls can't?

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imperfectclarity 0

Well, he loves you enough to not want you to breathe in his noxious fumes. That's pretty sweet of him, actually. Maybe you should have posted this on MLIG!

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ActionManly 11

Would you rather him say something like "you raised me with pride even when situations started to make a stench" as his noxic fumes seeped through your nostrils O_O YDI, bitch.

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