Miscellaneous: Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people...

By happiestturtle - 08/06/2016 15:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML

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You deserved it 1 658

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 871

You deserved it 12 983

By goodlkjh - 24/04/2019 14:00 - South Africa

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 824

You deserved it 291

By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 567

You deserved it 2 519

Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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You deserved it 4 116

By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 656

You deserved it 11 081

Can't win

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 03:00 - Philippines - Manila

Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML

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You deserved it 147

They're not real

By Boyufd - 05/11/2020 17:01

Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 903

You deserved it 371

By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 262

You deserved it 2 033

I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 3 161

Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 143

You deserved it 8 137

spikewing 10

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:35

She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!

Welshite 39

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:33

It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!

Comments

Welshite 39

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:33

It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!

spikewing 10

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:35

She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!

dakolankawaii 8

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:50

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jamieblue6 16

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:40

She wants a baby so bad, take a crap in a diaper and leave it in her room lmao

Welshite 39

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:57

Babies aren't the only ones who wear a diaper, you know. Not only are diapers comfy, never having to worry about finding a bathroom is worth it. My toilet comes with me.

empav 16

Thursday 9 June 2016 5:49

They so need to add a Love it button for comments/replies like this

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 9 June 2016 16:51

My dog is giving me a weird look from cackling so loudly.

trucker2 33

Thursday 9 June 2016 2:56

Start taking them to your mom's room...

Asterel 3

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:00

i'd be perfectly fine with that. Getting to see teddy bears all day and night? That'd help me with nightmares!

lantz4levi 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 7:22

I feel like that would give me nightmares

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 9 June 2016 10:32

But teddy bears are so soft and cuddly! Plus bunnies are cute. And blocks will help with homework to remember those ABC's.

arrow007archer 19

Friday 10 June 2016 0:49

#6 unless you have played Five Nights At Freddy's

zeffra13 31

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:17

While that's annoying, it really doesn't affect anything. All you have to say is your mom is playing a prank on you, & if your friends make too big a deal out of it then maybe you should reconsider them as friends. I'm more curious about why your mom is so bent against people being in your room.

katachristic 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 7:47

Well OP could get creative and add paint details over them to make the animals look like they came out of horror movies. Might not help her get lucky but her mom would probably regret giving her that wallpaper.