By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
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xXKGBxBRIXx 6

at least you will have fresh breath for a week... or two

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badgrandpa 9

at least you won't need to buy breath mints for a while

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razi1 20

Now you can take the good scent anywhere

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Mynamewontfi 40

Now you can save money on breath mints.

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WhatsOpTic 11

Note to self; Air Fresheners are evil

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BlackPanther19 11

In high school i got sprayed with axe. At least your stuff smells good

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speakersboom 19

Although it probably wouldn't taste delightful, I like the smell of axe.

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JMichael 25

Mmm tasty. Does your breath smell like fresh mountain pine now?

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addasmama 3

All those things have a delay before they spray the first time because of idiots like you. I doubt it 'promptly' did anything.

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EmberEyes 16

So he's an idiot for making a simple mistake? Maybe something else was going on that distracted him.

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BabyMomma425 1

Not true, they go off randomly. Especially right after you change the batteries.

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awilliams44 9

I had that problem with a skittle except it got stuck up my nose.. lol

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BabyMomma425 1

You had an automatic skittle despencer that shot a skittle up your nose?

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glabberfasted 16

30 - Raise your head an inch or so, and that's the best problem ever!

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kmartFTW 12

#30 I need to invest in one of those!

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BabyMomma425 1

I've had one spray my face before as I was closing it. Thankfully I wear glasses.

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ojjasper123 9

Then don't breathe lmao

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