Love: Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's...

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By yayaimannoying - 09/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

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By -_-" - 11/01/2014 23:13 - United States - Vestal

Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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Thursday 10 June 2010 16:15

just how ugly was this dress? sometimes $$$$$ does not mean quality.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 10 June 2010 19:24

So it was an expensive ugly dress? Did you really think the price tag made it better? Most people will recognize ugly for being ugly, and a cute dress for being cute. Few people will recognize expensive for being expensive.

Comments

AndyBuck93 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 20:02

I remember when I knew how to use proper grammar

swordfish2eva1 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 20:28

learn you're grammar, you come last it's my boyfriend and I

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 21:20

And it's "your," not "you're"

amiemariej 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 21:27

and it's not my boyfriend and I it's my boyfriend's and my or mine and my boyfriend's

kombucha_fml 8

Thursday 10 June 2010 20:34

well, wtf were you wearing? ^^

gusgus36 5

Thursday 10 June 2010 20:50

OP I feel your pain... my boyfriend does that to me.. actually I think that may have happened for our anniversary too. except the dress wasn't expensive

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Thursday 10 June 2010 21:33

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whatshernuts 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 22:32

That's what I always thought. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend and I did... nothing for that anniversary. Or maybe we went to Chinese buffet, I don't recall exactly. But hey, different strokes, different folks, or something like that? It's her money she wasted I guess.. but I'm sure her boyfriend won't hear the end of it for a while.