Love: Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't...

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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Thursday 15 July 2010 9:05

with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.

FFML_314 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 9:06

This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.

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MissExquisite 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 11:27

so you got that shirt... to remain single? :/

FreeRunn3r 12

Thursday 15 July 2010 11:46

you are also very sad.

jillty 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 11:53

awwww I'm sorry, well at least you got those dating websites waitin 4 ya :D

jillty 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 11:56

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salooty 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:00

haha funny

musicrox1818 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:09

truly ah-mazing it's ok everyone gets single

musicrox1818 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:12

andd last I pwn

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:34

Or nottt.... :P

julie3841 11

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:32

put on a different shirt, go out and socialize. having a boyfriend can keep you so tied down. have fun while you can

mikeds07 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:35

why the hell do u even care what other ppl think. do u think they look at you and so oh there goes a lonely single person. wearing that shirt will just make u even more single for the rest of your life

Vertigo_911 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:38

Don't worry OP that T-shirt is going to get you a boyfriend very soon.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:22

Howww!?!!?!?! Please tell me you're being sarcastic! lmao

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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