By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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A83_fml 18

with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.

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FFML_314 11

This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.

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Comments

mr_miyagi 0

good thing you just decreased the chance that any interested guy will approach you. great solution

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veilinne 0

It's funny cause your probably like eleven! n_n

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iWearTightPants 0

awwww OP u need a cuddle;)<3 *hugs you* hehe ^-^ I'm sure plenty of men out there would wanna date you:)<3

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zeebug 0

Umm btw you're basically warding off any potential guys with that shirt. So, I'm guessing you're probably gonna remain single. A little common sense can go a long way for people.

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Freeze_fml 16

Possibly the most useless shirt ever made. Not sure why people have the urge to state the obvious.

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jchansfan 0

Hiding the fact that you're single is a good way to stay single, how do you plan on finding someone by pretending to be unavailible? There's nothing wrong with being "very single", stop trying to hide it, put yourself out there a bit, and who knows, maybe you won't be "very single" for too much longer! =)

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mdubai 1

hey guys am new member in fml, just wanna say that #14 is an amazing 1

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