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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 13:00 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By TheAce44 - 26/07/2015 04:38 - United States - Davison

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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imOaks 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:31

It's a box where you store your otters.

saIty 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:04

I'll get the super glue, and you get the duct tape. HURRY.

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evagabor2005 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:04

this is one of the reasons y the iPhone sucks

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:59

not really a reason.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:23

96, thanks for clarifying lol That makes more sense than what I thought...

lalalaha 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:11

it's not as easy to break an iPhone as you would think. I've had mine for over a year and have dropped it so many times and It's fine.

WRXCarl 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:20

which IPhone? no way it's the 4

megaaann_fml 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:36

Good. Those things are ugly as shit.

megaaann_fml 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:44

Wait, Ijust realised what he sad. Otterboxes are ugly. iPhones are great. Nevermind my last comment, I thought he'd shattered the otterbox.

EmyB_fml 8

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:02

wow, irony

musicboi96 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:03

well at least your brother can't text your friends that you have chlamydia...

zach1412 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:11

I thought otterbox stands by their products?

davidlime 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:12

I dropped mine so much and it hasn't ever shattered . you're just clumsy.

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