By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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iLikeReadingFMLs 2

Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning

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Pigpen181 3

That's what happens when your with someone who's solo account, is with the food bank.

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EmoGiana 0

Correction. If he loved her even MORE than Jiffy, he would have gotten her whipped cream. That can actually come to use.

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perdix 29

It's all about the money, money... You want him to look rich and successful, so that he may become rich and successful (and you'll have access to that), but he just wants you fat, dumb and happy.

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rachrhodes1 0

at least he got you something.

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DocBastard 38

I don't think your boyfriend loves you. Nutella? NUTELLA?? Are you ******** me? ****, if he loved you he would have bought you a gallon-sized can of industrial chocolate pudding.

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dark_path 0

for all you people that keep on saying the OP is a materialistic bitch, please do a reality check. you'd be upset too if your gift is x10 more expensive than his/her meaningless, cheap crap. Don't fool yourselves.

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Something similar happened to me once, I still think my boyfriend at the time got me the better present. Gifts really don't matter, so what if he nipped to the shop for the present at the last minute? We got to share a bag of doritos together and have a fantastic talk as we did. If it happened again, I still wouldn't care.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

so caring about the fact how much a gift you get costs doesn't make you materialistic? good call... What counts is that a gift is thoughtful, that it shows you made an effort to make someone happy. Cost is almost irrelevant here.

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joa76 3

I wouldn't, actually. I wouldn't care how much my gift cost. It's the thought that counts. (And maybe he thought she would really really like the Nutella.) Well, I might care how much the gift cost. If it was really expensive, I'd be kind of uncomfortable with it. I'd much rather get something that cost $20 than $200.

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BeeGreen 0

Well...look at the bright side at least you know he is no material asshole (:

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enonymous 8

Nutella is real that watch was probably fake. also Jiffy sucks. Nutellas way better

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

it's certainly the correct colour. texture? maybe. tastes a lot better though.

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