Cats and Animals: Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball...

By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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megelin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:14

yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.

Y2K12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:01

That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking

Comments

silvermoonstar3 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:13

I'd go to a vet. Most likely, though, your cat is allergic to that cat food.

megelin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:14

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 6 May 2010 8:06

yes this is what I was thinking. you can't just randomly start giving a cat a new food like that, you have to do it gradually. this was entirely your fault.

ndvorsky 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:19

Usually when you change an animals food they have diahrea ( excuse my spelling) not vomit

LiliK_fml 21

Thursday 21 April 2016 19:57

Pretty much, but I think you're supposed to keep it at say, 75% old and 25% new for a week, maybe two

clockworkrainbow 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:16

Vomit > Hairballs? Poor kitty. Me-ouch!

JackR1104 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:16

#13 just won the game

HanMan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:16

GO KITTY! I want a cat like that, ill train it to puke on people I hate >:D!

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:17

should of chucked the cat outside :P

Jade_Rothwell 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:18

#13 has it dead on.. which is why i think YDI .. yes it sucks.. but you fail at treating your cat right

YouSoDeservedIt 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:19

You should have bought a dog.

Glam_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:19

Like 13 said, you're not supposed to just switch an animals food like that. YDI for owning a pet and not knowing that. 19, dogs projectile vomit too. I hate all these cat-haters (I own two dogs and a cat). They are both good pets.

murderofcrows 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:20

They use euthanized dogs and cats in the major pet brand food. Don't believe me? Google search dog food dead animals. Click around, read. I'd effing puke if you made me eat my own species too. Seriously, if any of you are going to own animals stop shoving that crap down their throat, all natural food is the same effing price.