Cats and Animals: Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball...

By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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megelin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:14

yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.

Y2K12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:01

That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking

Comments

smalltowngirl88 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:31

1- Should've asked your vet BEFORE switching food 2- NEVER make a sudden change in food, it upsets the cat's stomach, hence vomiting

ShenziSixaxis 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:46

The way you explained it got me laughing hystarically. She literally ran around "wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING"? God, I bet she feels GREAT!

schporker 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:48

I'm gonna say FYL and YDI because if you own a pet, you should know that you gradually change their food by gradually adding in over a couple of weeks or so, not just switch it all at once. FYL because that plainly sucks..

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:55

How was this not moderated. And #77, what'd the point in that? The point of YDI or FYL is so that people can see if the person is an idiot or truly unlucky. Get a dog.

leevi1993 12

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:09

omg lol thats messed but too funny u know u can probably sew the comp that make that food

loto_fml 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:49

The solution is to take CARE of your cat and brush her fur to remove the excess hair that causes hairballs. YDI for not taking proper care of your pet.

master565 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:02

At least she stoped having hairballs

briana83 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:05

Sometimes it works better to slowly incorporate new food into their old food. Cats sometimes have sensitive stomachs and if you suddenly change their diet it can (obviously) make them sick.