Cats and Animals: Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball...

By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

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By gan-1991 - 15/06/2020 23:01

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 960

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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megelin 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:14

yeah..you're not supposed to just change an animal's food all of a sudden like that. it'd be like you only eating bread your entire life, and then one day we take away bread and just give you broccoli. you'd puke your guts up, because what the hell is this green stuff and where's my bread?! try mixing 75% old food with 25% new food for a few days, then 50%/50% , then 75% new and 25% , then 100% the new stuff.

Y2K12 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:01

That's how anti hairball food works. It's hard to cough up a hairball while puking

Comments

alwaysskate 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:38

lmao there wuz no hairball wuz there

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:38

#19 said all that was needed to be said for this FML period! The rest of the comments aren't important~=)

jncwmnd 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:40

i'm assuming you didn't slowly mix it in then...cats get used to eating one food so if you just switch it in one day they will barf all over the place...oh now that i typed this I saw #13 post!

cattoe7 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:41

F the cats life

rmm 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:50

wow, that was nice to read whilst eating

runwest07 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:58

"Today, my owner gave me new food to help me with my hairball problem. It tasted like my own balls and made me sick. To show my distaste, I ran around howling and projectile vomiting on everything he owned. FHL."

chuck_yams 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:12

win

breaksprinter_ 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:10

haha #49! But OP, it's most likely due to the switch of cat food, because I know whenever my dog eats a different type of food than what he is normally fed, he gets sick; so it's most like just adjusting your cat to the new food. Perhaps you should have slowly switched her to the new food?