Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old...

By ellie - 23/11/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

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By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 14:00

Today my dad asked if he could walk me down the aisle at my wedding. I was just too speechless to respond. He asked me on my doorstep, at 2 a.m., which was also our first ever meeting since he abandoned my mom when she was 5 months pregnant with me, and just disappeared for 28 years. FML

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By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Baseless

By Anonymous - 24/02/2015 15:10 - India - Tuticorin

Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

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Love is love

By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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Picture perfect

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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Icutu7 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:41

mother probably was just mad cause her best friend probably screwed her boyfriend at prom night

mich23 10

Monday 23 November 2009 23:33

Ye of little faith

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:11

Oh boo hoo, this is not an FML.

xNephilim 18

Monday 22 November 2010 1:22

It kinda is.

GenocideTUH 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:25

the fact the her mom had low belief in her daughters ability to get a man makes this and FML not what actually happened

txgirl09 5

Monday 23 November 2009 23:24

what number 1 said.

mich23 10

Monday 23 November 2009 23:33

Ye of little faith

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:40

wow what a ball breaker =0

epaisseur 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:12

make his day

nolimits 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:45

Brilliant!

Flutist 3

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:05

YDI because you can't take a joke. My mom says things like that all the time. She would never sell me to a bum on the street lol but get over it. Your mom obviously felt close enough to you to joke like that. If it was obvious he was delusional, then OBVIOUSLY, if your mom isn't some passive aggressive psycho, she meant it in good fun. I feel bad for the bum. I hope you helped him out.