Animals: Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they... - FML

By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By Tigerlily - 03/05/2017 22:00

Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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Needs more training

By catlady'sdaughter - 03/07/2020 17:01

Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML

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babyyappld 7

Friday 19 August 2011 2:21

it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 19 August 2011 2:24

Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)

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annigotammo 1

Friday 19 August 2011 5:33

you can't just buy a litter box and expect your cat to use it...

annigotammo 1

Friday 19 August 2011 5:33

you can't just buy a litter box and expect your cat to use it...

SharonMarie 2

Friday 19 August 2011 5:35

try picking your clothes up!!!! problem solved!

phillsand 1

Friday 19 August 2011 5:36

Give them to someone else.

JackMyBarakat 3

Friday 19 August 2011 5:40

Put the clothes up?

JackMyBarakat 3

Friday 19 August 2011 5:40

Put the clothes up?

xdianax143 0

Friday 19 August 2011 5:47

Close your closet door or maybe keep them out of ur room???

wka9 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:08

Why wouldn't you just put your clothes on a hanger so your cat can't pee on it?

shake_my_head 2

Friday 19 August 2011 6:14

is your fashion sense really that shity?

chelseaaababyyy 17

Friday 19 August 2011 6:30

cats can be dicks. i had a cat that came straight from the depths of hell. it was nice to everyone in my house but peed on everything of mine, attacked me, and id wake up to find it staring and growling at me. fyl /:

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