Animals: Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they... - FML

By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By Tigerlily - 03/05/2017 22:00

Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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Needs more training

By catlady'sdaughter - 03/07/2020 17:01

Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML

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babyyappld 7

Friday 19 August 2011 2:21

it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 19 August 2011 2:24

Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)

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BitchesBeHatin 1

Friday 19 August 2011 4:14

This is where you need bruce al mighty to come in and make them pee standing up on the toilet.

thiscrazything 1

Friday 19 August 2011 4:16

Pick up ur clothes and put the litter box on the closet.

SweetAsCandee 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:19

I have the same problem with one of my cats! And for all the smart asses out there i have two litter boxes both kept clean. that's why i keep the closet door shut!

bellejoslin 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:25

PICK UP YOUR DAMMIT CLOTHES

shadeybear2001 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:26

then close the closet door

Miguelito1582 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:27

Shut your closet door...?

onthetoilet 3

Friday 19 August 2011 4:34

Maybe your cats have crystals in there urine and take them to the vet

mario3584 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:34

chuckle

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Friday 19 August 2011 4:35

I thought closets had doors? Guess the monsters tore yours off! :D

nateiztite 5

Friday 19 August 2011 4:42

ummmmm close your closet door?? problem solved?

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Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML

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Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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Today, my husband is furious because I accused him of being in love with my best friend. He talks about her constantly, perks up like a puppy when she comes over, and occasionally only gets erections if I talk about her. Even the kids have noticed how moonstruck he is. FML

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