Kids: Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several...

By bunkbed - 30/08/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By scott - 10/06/2020 20:08

Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By Brokeandangry - 06/08/2018 21:13

Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML

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By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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rexgar2000 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:05

hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:07

Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?

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RAUN 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:29

Bottom bunk that high?

im_the_smoshiest 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:27

How does she faint? Im afraid of heights and I only have a panic attack when I'm like 7 feet above the ground.. I don't faint

sluttywhore 0

Monday 30 April 2012 0:44

Umm Thers a second bed in the bottom right?

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 12:31

Pray that you can get a refund !

RadeonDerp 24

Sunday 19 May 2013 20:49

Who the hell faints on a bunk bed? They're like 4 and a half feet high!

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 23 August 2013 22:03

Isn't this something that you would of been made aware of before now?

type1diabetic 12

Monday 7 July 2014 13:37

Well, at least she can sleep in it :)

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 24 December 2014 17:12

Some bunk beds have a space for a desk underneath, it might not be possible for her to sleep on the bottom.

Dynamite73 25

Thursday 14 January 2016 6:07

At least it'll be easier for her to fall asleep

gilbertclarence 9

Friday 13 May 2016 17:11

she'll get over it

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