Kids: Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several...

By bunkbed - 30/08/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By scott - 10/06/2020 20:08

Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By Brokeandangry - 06/08/2018 21:13

Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML

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By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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rexgar2000 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:05

hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:07

Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?

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talktomandybaby 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:00

Everybody is commenting, have her sleep on the bottom bunk. Well some bunk beds don't have bottom bunks. They can have a desk area under the top bunk and like big chairs and stuff under it. My friend has one like it..

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:45

She could sleep on the bottom

Levvy 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:51

On the bright side, you have a head-start on desensitization therapy right there in your own home, at least.

FMYLIFEOBSESSED 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:55

FAIL for not knowing your own children!!! YDI

Azu_nyan 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:32

And now you never need to worry about getting the kid to bed, falls asleep right away.

dansco 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:01

How did you not know this?! Great parenting :(

Dewet09 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:10

at least she will fall asleep instantly every night! lol

daydreamer244 13

Friday 2 September 2011 5:56

that's why you test first. you go onto a really high balcony, force them to stand right at the edge and look over, and then if they pass out they're scared of heights. duhh.