Kids: Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several...

By bunkbed - 30/08/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By scott - 10/06/2020 20:08

Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By Brokeandangry - 06/08/2018 21:13

Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML

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By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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rexgar2000 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:05

hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:07

Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?

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MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:10

at least she's asleep, as their purpose intended.

djnova11 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:20

Haha what a little bitch

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:22

It's also freezing up there, op.

captainfalcon7 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:26

she can sleep on the bottom? I don't see how this is that bad.

Kap10 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:38

She was prolly really really excited.lol.

Mikemfm88 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:40

Ill help her break them in ;)

RokNRoll11 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:46

CRITICAL FAILURE!

itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:59

So let the kiddo sleep on the floor.

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:16

That sucks

immortal628 20

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:37

I've always been terrified of heights. When I was a little kid, I tried to climb a tree and fainted. Phobias are a pain in the ass. I still hate trees.