Kids: Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several...

By bunkbed - 30/08/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

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By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By scott - 10/06/2020 20:08

Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By Brokeandangry - 06/08/2018 21:13

Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML

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By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By little_star78 - 13/11/2013 11:08 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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rexgar2000 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:05

hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)

Justforlolz 14

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:07

Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?

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MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:10

at least she's asleep, as their purpose intended.

djnova11 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:20

Haha what a little bitch

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:22

It's also freezing up there, op.

captainfalcon7 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:26

she can sleep on the bottom? I don't see how this is that bad.

Kap10 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:38

She was prolly really really excited.lol.

Mikemfm88 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:40

Ill help her break them in ;)

RokNRoll11 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:46

CRITICAL FAILURE!

itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:59

So let the kiddo sleep on the floor.

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:16

That sucks

immortal628 20

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:37

I've always been terrified of heights. When I was a little kid, I tried to climb a tree and fainted. Phobias are a pain in the ass. I still hate trees.