By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Batkid217 14

looks like you'll be needing some ocdick.

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Creed_Aprooved 12

Did you try to turn it off and on again?

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Toller017 14

don't be to sad there are plenty of ways to **********

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saizml 9

7 times? I can't stand odd numbers

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kewpiesuicide 29

It's a pretty common problem with cheaper toys. If the batteries were in improperly, you could have shorted it out. Check and see if there is a manufactures warranty and next time go with a trusted and respected brand (Fun Factory, Lelo, WeVibe, Sensuelle).

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josace 9

This looks almost word for word of a few other FMLs I have read today if you replace what she bought with something else(such as a car and it's reclining chair)

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MaterMortis 6

How is the OCD? OCD is a disorder where you want everything where it should be at all times it spuds more like you have turrets

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Banterr 1

OCD can mean that you feel the need to perform certain rituals like turning lights on and off a certain amount of times and stuff like that because you feel like otherwise (if you don't do it) something bad will happen. It isn't just the compulsive need to be tidy, do your research bro

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