Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with...

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 880

You deserved it 8 695

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 844

You deserved it 8 147

By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 337

You deserved it 3 869

By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 932

You deserved it 4 832

By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 165

You deserved it 3 468

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 852

You deserved it 6 600

By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 772

You deserved it 13 361

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 463

You deserved it 4 676

By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 485

You deserved it 6 280

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 764

You deserved it 3 624

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 676

You deserved it 31 441

MagneticGuitar 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:03

Cancel the contract!

Synedge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:03

Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!

Comments

poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0

Monday 8 June 2009 15:38

OUCH.

xox_what_now 0

Monday 8 June 2009 15:49

Money doesn't buy love

herby123 0

Monday 8 June 2009 15:54

#43 hit the nail on the head cancel it, forget her, and find someone better

texMan_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 15:58

LOL la loose

bluedoll 1

Monday 8 June 2009 16:06

Cancel cancel cancel baby doll. And get the phone back FHL for being such a bitch to you. You'll be fine, just get your phone back:-)

bluedoll 1

Monday 8 June 2009 16:12

#43--Allot, maybe out, sorta speak, wayS.....doesn't.... (Ah, the teacher in me rears it's head) So yes, #50 is right that, while you know what you WANT to say, so to speak, you aren't doing it correctly. Don't worry! A lot of people don't know what they're doing on here anyway as far as English and grammar go. There are many ways of learning have to use English correctly that do not involve work sheets.