By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
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Lizzy500 16

Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?

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colonel32 1

It would have been much worse if it was the other way around and he only could get it up when you used a perfume that would remind of his mother.

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Goblin182 26

I guess that's better than his Mum buying a new perfume and your husband getting a boner because she smells like you.

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dguzman92 12

certain smells can trigger memories...they aren't always great. sorry OP, maybe you can regift it?

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RichardPencil 30

Would it have been better if he gave you the hottest, dirtiest sex of your life because you smell like his Mommy?

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Levvy 22

That's a good point. A disturbing point, but a good one.

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Levvy 22

I wouldn't quite say you deserve it, but I do sort of understand where he's coming from.

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AkoChan 4

Funny how if a woman is not turned on its the mans fault, but if his wife does something to turn him off it'also his fault. News flash: man don't have to be at your disposal. It's your job too.

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Setareh23 34

How is anyone saying he's at fault? All the comments are either making jokes or saying it's better than if he'd been turned on. There is literally even a comment above by a woman who explained she understood the husband because she was in the same situation but with genders reversed.

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writergirl1029 17

OP didn't say it was her husband's fault either. I think she's just disappointed about the new perfume she bought not working.

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Yudith_fml 6

Keep the perfume for when you're not in the mood.

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