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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 085
You deserved it 45 347

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

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corby_fml 0

you deserve it for pussying out

thespoonybard 0
Triplefool 0

A modern day Cyrano de Bergerac!

Aww man, you should've put your name on there. =( And anyway, to the rest of the people who are giving him a rough time about it: he's probably really shy. That's a hard thing to get over for a lot of people. But next time, don't be afraid to take a chance! =)

SickToDeath 0

u shud leave anuva in the same writing as before sayin sumfink like "My envy is, as green as a tree, that man who's your boyfriend, is not actually me." i know that one's cheesy, but it's just an example. anyway, u cud sign ur name or say "meet me at..." it wud b romantic

RezaDupontDC 0

Everyone said you lacked guts, perhaps, but you're also romantic. Like poetry eh?

what did u expect her to do ? bring out her crystal ball & ask it who it was from ? just put your name on it next time, girls like confidence just FYI

kingatowning 2

that asshole! he broke the bro code and couldve potentially **** blocked him.