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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
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g00nie 0

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

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theanonymoose 3

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

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DeafWolverine 8

if i were you, id get revenge by showing her the receipt..you do still have it dont you?

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efelsh 14

Next time have the balls to say it was you.

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wingedelephants 17

I hate it when people falsely take credit for anonymous work, and the same goes for gifts.

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MissAbiRose 5

Ask her the next time you see her if she liked the flowers you got her. Her boyfriend will have to explain that one. They may even break up. x

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Solano2580 24

Show her the receipt, to prove he is a liar

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PandaBeer 15

Why didn't you just put his name on it

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