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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 085
You deserved it 45 345

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

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Stupid. what are you, 10? anonymous love hints never work.

Hey boys, just because we're in the 21st century doesn't mean we have our mind reading helmets yet. Seriously, if I got flowers that had a card saying "anonymous", I would have thrown them away. Anonymity is for 3rd grade construction paper valentine cards.

bigcrazymike 6

I can only assume (since you didn't sign your name) that you were giving her the flowers just to make her day, and not because you wanted to get a response from her. So, seems to me it was a sweet thing to do. That being said, you probably should have made a move on the girl you liked. YDI for never making a move.

What are you, some kind of pussy that reads dime-store romance novels? A little math word problem for ya. She gets flowers signed 'anonymous'. You are one guy out of ALL the guys she knows. What are the odds that she even thinks of YOU??

Next time try, oh I don't know, actually putting your name down instead of attempting to be "mysterious" or whatever you thought you were doing.

Hich17 0

On the other hand... "Today, I was telling some friends of ours the story of how I got together with my husband - he bought me a dozen roses with no name, but I instinctively knew it was him! Tonight he told me he never bought me any flowers. We've been married for five years, and our relationship is built on a lie. FML." So, really, you get the last laugh.

You deserve it! If you're too chickens**t to put your name on the flowers, you don't deserve her! Man up next time!

I like how many people think the OP has no balls. I wonder if they all saw him naked. Perverts. And OP, try to come clean and maybe justice will prevail. Then again, in today's society, it probably won't. (I know what it means, it's just annoying and stupid.)