Health: Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 10:27 - United States

Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML

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narrowords 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:05

The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !

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Mr_Sharkings 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:17

Why would they? You broke your arm. You're obviously not okay. Cause you have a broken arm.

Mooby 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:02

Oh.... You're one of those people who relies on attention from Facebook. You really ******* deserved it.

watup123456789 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:08

That depends.. Are you a guy or a girl

yakita60 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:29

Oh I don't know, usually people hate it when others ask them rhetorical questions such as, "...are you ok?"

omgiculol 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:03

well you are well enough to want sympathy and go on facebook...

gunslngr 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:21

Obviously your ok enough to post the X-ray on facebook!!!

vexis58 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:21

If I posted a picture of my broken arm on Facebook, and someone asked me if I was okay, my immediate reaction would be something akin to "what do you mean, am I okay? I broke my arm, you idiot!" (Though I probably wouldn't post that, I'd just roll my eyes and move on.)

lizzieislovely 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 9:58

Never look for sympathy on the internet...

Marcowalker95 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:33

Dude, c'mon. It's Facebook. Like anyone really would give a ****

VannahxOx_fml 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:18

so you pretty much just wanted attention/sympathy. grow up. you couldn't get attention on fb so ur crying about it. people these days.

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