Health: Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 10:27 - United States

Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML

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narrowords 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:05

The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !

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samarch0079 0

Friday 6 January 2012 16:24

Ok I have to ask... How did you break your arm?

Swiftly 0

Friday 6 January 2012 16:30

forever alone jk

Mkbitch 2

Friday 6 January 2012 16:35

You want their pity?

OneLifeToLive 4

Friday 6 January 2012 16:39

ARE YOU OKAY??

chels1994 11

Friday 6 January 2012 16:39

Are you okay?

ohmandapants 16

Friday 6 January 2012 16:42

Perhaps instead of posting these kind of things on Facebook in hopes of getting attention, you should just tell your closest friends what happened...assuming you have any. I don't understand why you're so concerned about Facebook right after breaking your arm anyway.

Myo_fml 20

Friday 6 January 2012 16:43

Well, that's what you get for attention whoring.

xcarxcrashx 9

Friday 6 January 2012 19:46

My mother in law is the same way. She gets all upset if she posts a pic and no one comments. I refuse I let fb dictate my social life.

jamieexo 2

Friday 6 January 2012 16:45

Sorry........but I wouldn't care hahahaha I hate when people do that but seriously get better soon!

bassgoonist 3

Friday 6 January 2012 16:46

Maybe they figured you were fine if you were taking time to post on FB?

kungfool92 0

Friday 6 January 2012 16:49

I had gallbladder surgery (I was 18) and was in the hospital for 2 days. My parents were the only ones that visited, and they went home at night. I couldn't get to the bathroom by myself. And no friends acknowledged me. Lol, people just suck sometimes.

purrfume 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:07

I would have visited you

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