Health: Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 10:27 - United States

Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML

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By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

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Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By starcatch777 - 09/05/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

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By the poor man - 05/09/2015 17:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML

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Heavy sandwich, man

By Anonymous - 07/06/2021 22:01

Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML

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Friday 6 January 2012 16:05

The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !

Comments

TheHardwick3 7

Friday 6 January 2012 18:44

Are you ok

perry_sameh20 18

Friday 6 January 2012 18:53

Are you alright?? Get well soon :)

disney_blonde 16

Friday 6 January 2012 18:58

So you only posted it because you wanted attention?

Revz_fml 0

Friday 6 January 2012 18:59

Boohoo? Suck it up, cupcake. That's FB for you.

combatbunny 9

Friday 6 January 2012 19:03

You broke your arm, not your neck you big cry baby. Get over it.

kodiakalaska 0

Friday 6 January 2012 19:08

ya facebook isn't a real representation of people's sympathy... it does suck though if that is what you are searching for

CGAJackson 0

Friday 6 January 2012 19:14

Who does that?

Zoranius 6

Friday 6 January 2012 19:15

What do you want? Attention?

TastySexToys 6

Friday 6 January 2012 19:31

Are you okay? =3

redmnky21 8

Friday 6 January 2012 19:36

obviously u are ok since u were able to post a pic of your broken arm... you may be hurt but your alive

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