Health: Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 10:27 - United States

Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML

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narrowords 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:05

The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !

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Dramori 29

Friday 6 January 2012 23:06

It's a redundant question - if you are well enough to post on FB then you are fine, stop your whining. Bitch. ;)

LolCakes111 7

Saturday 7 January 2012 2:13

So if I broke both my legs, my right arm, lost vision in my left eye and have Liver Cancer, I can post on Facebook, therefore I'm fine. Yeah.

munkeebutt 0

Friday 6 January 2012 23:11

Aww...r u ok?

rawr182 0

Friday 6 January 2012 23:23

As pointed out, clearly ******* not, you broke your arm

Amandick12 0

Friday 6 January 2012 23:33

Someone's looking for attention....

simply_ashley1 6

Friday 6 January 2012 23:36

If you broke your arm obviously your not okay...

thatshot808 6

Friday 6 January 2012 23:37

Aww thats so sad no one likes you! maybe if you posted "i broke my arm doing....and it hurts like...." then ppl would have seen it and been sorry

allywin 4

Friday 6 January 2012 23:40

When somebody have broke his arm, he s clearly not right.

docscientist 9

Friday 6 January 2012 23:46

So breaking your arm wasn't the Fml, but not receiving adequate attention from Facebook is... Well, it looks like you finally got the attention you deserved.

Ballin8864 4

Friday 6 January 2012 23:47

Are you alright? Are you okay!? Do you need life alert....!?

hiloyesno104 6

Friday 6 January 2012 23:58

Why would they, an x-ray on FB!! Ya creeper!

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