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By anonymous - 11/11/2018 13:30

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML

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By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 23 October 2018 14:51

That must have put you in a bad mooooooooood.

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 24 October 2018 8:05

Consider yourself lucky if only your glasses broke with that kick.

Comments

_australiaa 11

Sunday 11 November 2018 22:19

lol your lucky. That cow could’ve broke your whole face.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 11 November 2018 22:34

At least it didn't break your face... somehow

Linda Mau 10

Monday 12 November 2018 0:04

I'd have a cow, man

ihatecondoms 12

Monday 12 November 2018 0:09

That must be a strong ass woman

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 12 November 2018 1:27

I don’t remember that part of old Macdonald.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 12 November 2018 4:00

You know, it's been scientifically proven that more people are attacked a year by cows than sharks. I now believe it even more.

Jeremy Phillips 18

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:08

We did warn you about working the obesity support group snack table

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