Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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thawny_fml 21

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

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UnluckyLatina 22

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

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rachelottavia 16

You know, to her point, breaking it in sounds exactly like what she did. Gotta love the English language

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vampivy23 16

Well, I mean, English isn't the only language with idioms...

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ImTheAlpha 30

That reminds me isn't there a phrase in Spanish that basically says to not care a cucumber?

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WellThatWasRude 27

Well, Christmas is in about 7 months. Maybe your parents will buy you a new one then, even though it's so far away. I hope you get a new one soon!

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ColonelCusswords 24

Theres an appearent language barrier in effect

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thawny_fml 21

I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.

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OysterPearls 33

Yeah, don't fret OP, maybe you'll get another one somehow.

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HighasaCloud 46

Where did she happen to get access to a hammer? I can only assume she must be in the single digit age group to misunderstand such a statement

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Batkid217 14

it's a shame she broke your guitar, you could have made some smashing tunes

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UnluckyLatina 22

Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass

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