By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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FYLDeep 25

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

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xStarKillerx 4

These tables... they plot these things....

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I'madumbass 19

OP is a human being. A table has the function to put stuff on and provide support for them. I would say "poor OP" rather than "poor table" because 1) OP broke his nose, and 2) if the table is damaged (and not an office desk at his work), OP can just get a new table.

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jdallas 0

i thought i did this once in the tanning bed..i sneezed and went forward in to the plastic

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kykevargas33 0

omg I've done the same thing!!

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Bawxy 0

OP-0, Table-3. No OP has braved the table to this day.

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dtrump_fml 0

I sneezed to close to a mirror and broke the mirror... at least mine didn't hurt haha

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error_031 0

Sneeky mirror now in day, can you belive it shattering the moment someone sneezes just to take a day of

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