By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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IloveToLaugh143 21

That snot going to stop your sneezing, OP.

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feven 32

SHUT THE **** UP! *punches self* If I can witness this, I will be satisfied with my life.

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Sirmrcrowley 12

I didn't know America still made that kind of stupid.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Quit hitting yourself.

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kuzzy00 22

Americans are known for that kind of stupid. In New Zealand, we say "Only in America..." in situations such as these.

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zandalee 19

Jake The Muss from Once Were Warriors would have just demanded, "bitch! Make me some eggs!"

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Remember, "who's that pretty girl in the mirror there?"

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onealmxwilson 18

My brother has done the exact same thing. I guess he and OP have some things in common.

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Brick5000 7

#81 - I don't know why that got so many negative votes. I'm American and I laughed my ass off at that!

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jonfrenzy 10

Do you need a tissue for your issues?

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Pleonasm 35

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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JMichael 25

No he punched himself in the brain for doing something so stupid.

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8born8 18

Quiet brain, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip.

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KVKdragon 26

Hiccups are caused by diaphragm spasms, not throat issues...

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kiki9_fml 10

Lol yeah, but if he's stupid enough to punch himself in the nose for sneezing too much, then who knows what he'd do if he lost his shit over hiccups!

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extrasnipes 22

Does that mean he puts his hand in his when he has the runs?

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Misandrist 9

Don't be so surprised. You can't expect things like emotional restraint from a male.

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falon142012 22

I'm sorry, 99 so just because someone has a penis means they don't have to control their emotions? That's a terribly wrong point of view.

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Harpy20 24

Can't be too surprised. 99's name is misandrist.

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Misandrist 9

Having a penis doesn't mean being a male. Trans people exist. Cute transphobia, though.

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aimzskee 30

Op would probably make an exception for that one.

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blueboy154 12

I did that before...

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onlychildFTW 33

Why? "GRRRR I hate my sneezing I'm going to injure myself!" How stupid must you be?

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BubbleGrunge 18

Is a bloody nose really better than a snotty nose?

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NeatNit 32

A bloody snotty nose is definitely not better than a snotty nose.

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rocker_chick23 27

I think it's time for you to take anger management classes.

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zandalee 19

This person should never have children. Imagine the reaction to a dirty diaper?

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rocker_chick23 27

Or the baby crying. I have a feeling if OP does have a kid, it will die of shaken baby syndrome.

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supersitter 11

Shut up jackass. Try being empathetic. I know it's a foreign concept for you, just try your best

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rocker_chick23 27

#112, I suggest you take anger management courses too. Being that angry is really unhealthy

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Pleonasm 35

I know right? You and I are the only normal ones in this face-punching, mad-as-a-hatter society. The amount of decadence in this skidmark society had me close to submission, but thank goodness you came in to save me from this cesspool!

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's the people with pink hair..

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8born8 18

And what about us people with pink hair? There are many levels of pink, some not quite as bright as others.

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incognito1520 20

Because of your short temper or because you're dumb?

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8born8 18

Anger management, you're doing it wrong! Perhaps next time, try blowing your nose to clear out the irritation, because it seems that beating it out of there hasn't worked out too well.

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