Health: Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he...

By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:16

kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

iheartowls 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:07

Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.

Comments

jezzz111 0

Friday 17 September 2010 20:30

hahahahaha! your friend's an a**!

DineshKarthikesu 0

Friday 17 September 2010 20:34

That must have been [toe]menting.

WYK_fml 0

Friday 17 September 2010 21:20

No... Just no.

cheech99 0

Friday 17 September 2010 20:42

When your toe gets fixed break his and do the same to him.

Abbigaile 0

Friday 17 September 2010 20:54

Some friend!

Frenchtony 17

Friday 17 September 2010 23:48

marry me, I want a green card :)

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 17 September 2010 21:07

glad u call him a friend

RoseRivers 0

Friday 17 September 2010 21:16

I hope you return the favor some day.

tchaikovsky93 0

Friday 17 September 2010 21:30

I would beat the livin' crap outta him/her.

deidre823 7

Friday 17 September 2010 21:48

I would have kicked him in the balls with my other leg just to see what HIS reaction would be....ass.

Geiko_fml 0

Friday 17 September 2010 23:57

I would break their neck if a friend did that to me.

evilcartman 0

Friday 17 September 2010 23:57

break his nose,then thump it tomorrow.

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