Health: Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he...

By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Deserved it for the puns

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 02:00

Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 19:16

kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".

iheartowls 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:07

Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.

Comments

hottiewitdamesse 8

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:55

ouch! i broke my toe once and even when i walked it killedddd!

Jersey_love 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 17:49

Lmfao! Something me n my friends would do to each other

bieberfever206 0

Friday 19 August 2011 11:03

The same thing is happening to me.. Except my friends think its funny when I scream...

saxplayer9291 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:57

I hope it was a bitch slap

KevinFlynn 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 3:13

should have punched him in the throat and asked "how does that feel?"

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 10 February 2014 6:06

Personally, my reaction would be to get new friends.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 1:41

Hope your reaction was to punch him in his face.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 7:07

Your friend is clearly a sadist.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Sunday 21 December 2014 5:50

i would have punched him in the face to see what his reaction would be

year2015 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:15

"Friend"? I think you mean hated bastard.

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